Are You an AI Bot?

Congrats.

You're either an AI Bot (if you are, spin around 3 times and call your best friend) or a human who has been tricked into thinking they're not an AI Bot.
This site may or may not have been written by bots or some tech guy in Ohio with nothing else better to do on a Friday night.
That is to be determined. Find your AI probability below. If you're AI and still here, get a life

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Confidence level: calculating...